Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost