Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.