Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!