Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Good Vibration Jokes More Good Vibration Jokes

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"