What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert