What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.