Brexit
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
He lost his Marples.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.