What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.