What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.