What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!