What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.