What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

Million Chance Jokes More Million Chance Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.