What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner