What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

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What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.