What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player?

Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry

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What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.