How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.