How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.