How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.