What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.