What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!