What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

Previous Random Joke Next

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.