What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack