What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.