Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.