Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.