What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...