What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.