What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!