What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.