What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!