How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years