What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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How does the astronaut cut his hair?

Eclipse

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off: