A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
A widower.
Fire in the hole!
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Give it two test-tickles.
squash*
Bat you'll never guess!
Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.
Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!
She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
A pedometer
A Nordic Track.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
Because it's good ferrous.
Because Juice control the media
