How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.