What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...