What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.