What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".