What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

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What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.