What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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Her arms are amputated.

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Russell.

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A happy pit bull.

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A cow walking backwards!

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To find Pooh!

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A Tourist!

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Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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Inheritance.

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They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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Thesaurus.

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Sir!

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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Bobby

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

Armless Jokes More Armless Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.