What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

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How does an Irishman's future look like?

Very blight.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What did you have for breakfast?

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