What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.