What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.