What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac