What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...