What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Why are women so odd?

Because they can't even. Huh huh?

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect