Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.