Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats?

Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.