What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion