What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Because they were Wright.

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect