What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.