Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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The license number of the car that hit him.

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Snow Petrol!

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You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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A bit of a Downey

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne