Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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How do introverts feel within society?

removed

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne