Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne