Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!