What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

How does Hillary's email server feel?

removed

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls