What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!