What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair