What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL