What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.