What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit