How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.