He buys a new house.
Build a house next to it.
Because he was pain in the neck!
They don't believe in higher power.
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Get Atul to do it.
With a monkey wrench.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"