Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!