Because Jesus saves.
He couldnt Mufasa enough.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Nice.
Because it crashes all the time.
The Chosen Juan.
Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Because he isn't real.
Pretzalcoatl
Because 7 ate 9
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Don't worry, they will tell you.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
I literally cant even write now
Microsoft Word.
TeX-MeX
Pen and Oink!
