What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide