Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil...

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

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How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.