Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.