What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts