What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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They turnip the beets!

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

removed

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About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.