How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird