How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

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What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July