What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.