What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."