What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."