What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey