What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text