Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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A "groan" man...

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I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What sound does a Chinese doorbell make?

Ching Chong

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In a casino, you really mean it.

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Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Tibet.

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Tibet