Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion