Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.