Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

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Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up