What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin